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Recently did a little bit of research using the Google search 'R5 sucks'. Stumbled across this link with a very opinionated view on their hate on R5 which is exactly how we feel about R5 too. Take a minute to read the truth about R5 whether you like it or not. :D

https://www.reddit.com/r/thisthingsucks/comments/373cb1/r5_sucks/

- 'R5 SUCKS!' Team 

'R5 SUCKS!' Merchandise

Hello once again! Our team have collaborated and combined our ideas to promote our 'R5 SUCKS!' merchandise, available for our audience worldwide. Attached below are merchandise that we intend to sell at a very cheap price! (compared to the shitty stuff that the R5 band sell. Talk about ripoff!)

We have decided to initiate this project through our last post, which talked about a freaking R5 cap selling for $25. We aim to strive higher and attract an audience that will be interested with our products at a convenient cost.

Enjoy! For more enquiries, please do not hesitate to contact us through our comment section below.

Click the link below or on the name of the items to find out more! 

http://r5sucks.blogspot.com.au/p/r5-merchandise.html

White 'R5 SUCKS!' Samsung Galaxy S6 case: $5.25

Red 'R5 SUCKS!' iPhone 6 case: $5.25

White 'R5 SUCKS!' iPhone 6 case: $5.25

White 'R5 SUCKS!' T-shirt: $10.00

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Does R5 = Illuminati?

Let's pick the most vulnerable and overrated person in R5... Oh yes!

Ross Lynch.

Ross rhymes with Voss.

Voss is spring water from Norway.

Norway is a Scandinavian country.

The first syllable of Scandinavian is scan.

Scan is close to scam.

The R5 merchandise store scams people of a freaking cap for $25. (Ripoff)

The cap has an R5 logo displayed on the front.

The R5 logo resembles a heart.

A heart upside down is a butt.

Another word for butt is ass.

You know who else is an ass?

The whole band of R5.

Therefore, R5 = Illuminati confirmed!

Photo of the Day!

Hello my wonderful children! We're introducing a segment into our blog where we share our favourite R5 photos that we have manipulated and edited to suit more accordingly to who they are... Enjoy!

This is a photo of Ross Lynch as Kenny from South Park. LOL.

Does Ross Lynch = Illuminati? (Smart Version)

There are 9 letters in the name "Ross Lynch".
There are 5 members in the band, R5.
9 x 5 = 45
45 is an odd number.
You know what else is odd?
The band R5! I'm just kidding (not), but we need to think of another way to solve our question.
45 is also the atomic number for the element 'rhodium'.
Rhodium is resistant to corrosion.
Corrosion is defined as a natural process in which materials like metal experience a chemical reaction within their environment; to deteriorate.
You know what else is deteriorating?
The trees in forests and rainforests of the Earth.
Up to 6 billion trees on our planet are logged every year.
That's almost as many people on our planet, 7 billion.
The scientific name for people is Homo Sapians.
Another species of human are Neanderthals.
Neanderthal skulls were first discovered in Belgium.
Belgium is sandwiched between France and Germany.
People from Germany are called 'German'.
Ross Lynch's ethnicity out of many is German.
Therefore... Ross Lynch = Illuminati confirmed!

Auf Wiedersehen!

The Truth About R5

Did you know? - R5 was a band started in Ecuador in 1973 by a person named Miguel Estalavesta and his 8 brothers, 6 sisters and 1 chicken. They were a major hit back then with big selling singles such as ''Cry your nights away'' and ''Affection'', and have a very famous slogan that defines the band, ''Groove and move to the tune''. They got so popular that they abandoned their band and moved to life aboard a yacht in a pristine , blue ocean as they giggle away with a glass of bubbly in their hands. The chicken has now turned into a household dog.

The family of brothers and sisters continue to live together with their own families together in mansions all around Ibiza and Miguel found himself a wife and have 99 children and 238 grandchildren. Their lives are beautiful and the band remains popular to this day.

BUT!!!...

The R5 of this generation are PHONIES AND FAKES; FRAUDS EVEN! Do not support their band in anyway; avoid purchasing their merchandise, listening and buying their albums or songs, following them on all of their social media, and buying tickets to their concerts!... THEY ARE NOT ORIGINAL! Spread the word to families and friends!!! Let them know the truth! #StopR52015

Extracted from a newspaper article from 1973

Introduction

Hey guys! Welcome to our fabulous blog. 

Here, you will be able to see that our "strong dislike" for R5 is the driving force behind this blog and our blog posts will dictate why we dislike R5 that much. 

'Hating isn't the game' so you can hate all you want but our strong opinions are purely of our own choice and not yours. Feel free to visit and watch as we unravel in great detail our hatred for R5. 

Thanks for reading! Stay tuned for more upcoming posts.

- 'R5 SUCKS!' Team