Does R5 = Illuminati?

Let's pick the most vulnerable and overrated person in R5... Oh yes!

Ross Lynch.

Ross rhymes with Voss.

Voss is spring water from Norway.

Norway is a Scandinavian country.

The first syllable of Scandinavian is scan.

Scan is close to scam.

The R5 merchandise store scams people of a freaking cap for $25. (Ripoff)

The cap has an R5 logo displayed on the front.

The R5 logo resembles a heart.

A heart upside down is a butt.

Another word for butt is ass.

You know who else is an ass?

The whole band of R5.

Therefore, R5 = Illuminati confirmed!